Ah, the canned cheeseburger—truly a culinary innovation that would make even the most stoic of British food critics raise an eyebrow while clutching their tea. This supposedly modern marvel claims to deliver all the joys of a backyard barbecue without the pesky requirement to venture outside or ignite a grill.
If you squint while maneuvering the fine specimen towards your mouth you get a faint hint of sardine.