I can buy myself flowers
I can hold my own hand
@MrGoat oh god not that horrific Bruno Mars shrieking fest! I wanted to shove the flowers up his arse after I'd heard his crying misery repeatedly at my old job.
@Cynanthrope lmao Miley Cyrus
@MrGoat I thought you were referencing the song where he's crying that he never brought her flowers or held her hand.