Everyone says cats are supremely sinister, as far as pets go… but the title of most evil 😈 goes to our Avian companions.
The parakeet flock was silent to pleasantly ambient from 6:30-10:00. Then burn-it-all-down berserk from 10-11. Now? They’re gently chittering and chirping with cherubic innocence again.
They shit all over my attempts at mental health then when I went to stare them down, up close and personal, they literally shit on me. In my hands, on my pants.
Little twerps.
@LnzyHou gotta find the humor in the little things still.
For as much as I apologize for them and I proclaim them to be annoying, I appreciate how they help keep unwanted phone calls, FaceTimes, or zooms really concise.
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My college roommate had a parakeet. I tried desperately to befriend it, it seemed to hate me for no good reason.
One day I thought I was making progress. I’d managed to get him to sit on my shoulder and feed him some treats. Without warning, he snapped his beak onto my earlobe and hung on for dear life!
Kinda knew how to proceed after that. I avoided him.
@MotherDucker
You make me laugh 🤣