Shoutout to today’s real victor: the idiopathic stress hives that were apparently triggered by the viral load of the COVID I had in 2022 and are just waiting in the wings to remind me of that horrific time every time I am stressed about anything else. “Hey, I see you are stressed about the miscarriage, oh and the election too?— Hey, remember when you had Covid? That was fun, right? Let’s flay the skin from your shins to distract you from that.”