“You wear that mask so much, I forgot what you look like.” Said the coworker who literally never has anything nice to say to anyone. “You need to start wearing your face, for real.”
“No thanks. I am good.”
@MotherDucker I'd file a complaint about him with HR.
"Good. I'd hate for you to ever recognize me outside of work."
Bless her needy lil heart.
@ellesu Right?
Like I’m not out there preaching the literal saving-power of PPE… I’m just using it, all by myself. 🤨
I got covid on Feb 2020. We masked consistently. Didn't get it again until my husband dropped masking over this summer to lead some training at work. He brought it home and gave it to me. He said it wasn't worth it and is back to masking.
I'd just tell them I'm saving them from being turned into stone.
@mcfate sometimes I tell people I have no lips, nose, chin, etc and it’s just easier to wear the mask than answer offensive questions. 😈
"Ever see 'Phantom of the Opera'? HE wore a mask."
@MotherDucker fuckem do it your way
@MotherDucker That's an easy reply. Just say frankly I wear it because I'm ugly and I don't want people to see my face. You should wear one too. Then just walk away.
Not sure why my masking makes anyone feel the need to convince me not to… when I work in a freaking hospital. Frankly I am disturbed no one else wears one.
Did we all collectively forget the 7,059,612 deaths from Covid worldwide? Do we no longer care if our children, spouses, or parents have comorbidities? Are we all pretending that could never ever happen again with a novel virus?
But yeah, tell me more about how you need to see my face. 🙃