Hubs: A bedtime snack again? Maybe you should try to eat more dinner.
Me: She ate all her dinner. Besides, it’s not actually about being hungry it’s a D-E-L-A-Y tactic.
6yo: (scandalized!) Delay?! I do not!! Can I have more crackers and some milk?

Now I am not even mad about the delay. Proud AF of the spelling interpretation.

#parenting