Foot fell asleep. So naturally I stand up to wake it up. Fucking nope.

I fell. Dumbest way possible. 🤬

Icing my knee but it’s bruising up quite nicely. 😳 I see an urgent care visit in my near future.

@MotherDucker

You going to tell them that?

Dr, why are you here?

You, my foot fell asleep.

@KGinKS yep. “Yes, indeed I am a dumbass. It is non-intractable.”