I don’t know what made me think of it, but I was remembering Binaca breath spray, as seen in films like Dumb and Dumber and decades like the 70’s. I gather it’s been discontinued for several years now, but damn- there are weirdo hoarders selling new old stock on Amazon and eBay for like $75!
Ha! Why not? Everything else idiotic is happening.
@MookyTroubadour One burst of that new old Slstock Binaca blast will turn a human into an Orc