Girlie is having me watch Love is Blind (Netflix) with her, and I’m just…. Whoa. I feel old and also… disconnected from my fellow humans?

This girl just said to another of her female peers/contestants, “You know I don’t sleep in the nude?” [like out of any context] “You know why? (No pause for response) I have this irrational fear that a snake or an insect is gonna crawl up my pussy.”

For real. That’s her girl talk. I’m not sure if I can keep going with this show.