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Auto makers have really lost it with these colors. They make up fancy names for beige. I’m gonna start making up my own names for that shit.
Hello Lexus- is that model offered in Sahara Almond Spork?
Hello Chevy- does it cost extra for that car in Diarrhea Blister?
@MookyTroubadour An acquaintance of mine taught me to say, phonetically "mah-may gah-geri dek-ih-mah-shih-tah" means "I have a diarrhea blister" in Japanese, but I don't know if that's true.
@AskTheDevil oh, I’d bet that’s a literal translation. It’s seems very much like the sort of thing that would get said in Japan. I don’t mean like I’m picking on their food, or as a result of a caustic bidet accident, I’m just saying they have a peculiar way with words.
@MookyTroubadour 😆 🖤
"My spouse and I are starting a family. We'd like it to match the poop in Shelley's diaper, so the stains don't show. Please match."