"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
What is your best response that you would say if asked by a cop?
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@sentientdessert allegedly actually occurred:
Fuzz: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Lady: You’re selling tickets to the Police Officers Ball?
(Fuzz gives her incredulous stare and pause)
Fuzz: No ma’am, I’m with the Highway Patrol. We don’t have any Balls.
(Fuzz realizes what he just said and walked away)