In today’s episode of “How stupid spoiled is Mooky?”, this home I’m in was wired by the Keystone Cops. There are random outlets on two floors that all connect to one GFI outlet in an upstairs bathroom. When it rains sideways (as it has just done) water gets SOMEWHERE that causes the GFI to pop, taking with it three security cameras, various chargers, etc. AND!

My bidet lid.

That’s right. If I want to shit right now, I need to go scare up an extension cord, or wipe like a caveman.

Maybe I should get a UPS for the toilet? Ha! Meanwhile elsewhere all over people have real troubles.