There was a man who was given a free parachute sky diving lesson for his 40th birthday by his pals
When they asked him how it was, he said that the instructor was pretty rough
The instructor told me that if I didn't jump he was going to fuck me in the ass
His friends said, " Well did you jump?"
He replied, "at first"
He said well I was really scared and at the last minute I didn't want to do it