Boomp boomp, boompa boomp, ba…
Boomp boomp, boompa boomp, ba… 🥁
*She said it’s really not my habit to intrude
And furthermore I would never tell you how to cook your food
But I’ll repeat myself for the sake of making strud(el)
There must be 50 ways to heat your oven
50 ways to heat your oven…*
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Last year I came to the realization that Paul Simon only documented 5 ways to leave one's lover - so I sat down and wrote the other 45. He has yet to return my calls.
@MPCavalier but at least now he knows.