🙃 Waiting on a lady who keeps to Colombian time. We had an appointment for 10:30 and we messaged an hour in advance to confirm.

At 10:35 I got a nooo amor ya sali (no love, "just" leaving) and she's been "just" leaving for the last 15.

I laugh because this is typical. I almost get a heart attack now when someone is on time.

(But I have to be back for my meeting at 1pm, so tough ta-tas if I can't help her with a task we had scheduled in time!)