🤔 I think I'm going to need to see their peer review first. An outside assessment would probably help! #Space
https://www.sciencealert.com/a-distant-spacecraft-has-confirmed-that-earth-is-habitable
@MLClark Earth is listed as a “handyman’s special” on galactic Zillow. The humans treat that planet like they’re renters who don’t care about getting their deposit back.
Oof. That is painfully accurate.
I would also accept "First-time-touring rock band, which still thinks that junking up the hotel room on tour will only add to their overall cred - and forgets that they have to make reservations *somewhere* on any return trip."
@MLClark well played M. Well played. Images of hotel TVs being thrown into swimming pools came to mind (true story). 😳
I really want to say "we had a good run". I really do. But I'm not sure it'd pass the fact-checker. 🙃