Having a good test of my patience.

Today a park guard asked me for my number, after calling me over I thought for something important. He was with a female guard at the time, so I focused on her & discussed openly how hard it is for women* to exist in public without constantly being approached by men, to which she agreed. *For a second* he seemed to process this too.

But then he jogged over to where I was doing my last set of reps to ask me out again.

I just... 🤦🏻‍♂️

The other animals are great.

@MLClark I am shocked you don’t have a stock answer for such a scenario like “thank you, but as a condition of my probation I’m am prohibited from dating for three years - they think I’ll cut another guy’s dick off in a jealous rage.”