Major party in the square below. I can't concentrate enough for writing, but I can work on other tasks until they go to bed.
Proposed game of the night:
Pick an emoji, and describe its meaning wrong.
For example:
๐ฌ - "Is there something in my teeth?"
๐ช - "Can you check this lump?"
๐ - "I epoxied myself again."
Your turn!
(But remember your fellow CoSonauts when picking an emoji, eh? No need to crap on someone's ID. Keep it dirty where it's fun, but clean where it counts!)
๐ต - "How's it hanging? A little to the left, thanks for asking!"
@MLClark My tries...
๐ โ Caught a bug.
๐ง โ Have you seen the other half of my glasses?
๐จโ๐จโ๐ฆโ๐ฆ โ Let's sing "Bohemian Rhapsody"!
That last SO looks like it's ready to break into Queen!
@MLClark I can hear the guitar riff, and I'm visualizing Wayne and Garth bobbing their heads in the AMC Pacer.
I can't do any of the ones I want to do! They're all just a bit *much*. ๐คฃ Made me laugh though...
Oh, you're a saucy one, Lise! We've got a get another daily story started soon, so we can give those wild vibes a place to run free!
I do need a safe place. ๐
@MLClark
๐ซ = drugs
๐ = monkey eating banana
๐ฎ = *eyebrows eyebrows*
Good for that monkey! I bet it was hungry.
@MLClark is clearly stuffing its little face. Both hands'ing that banana into its gob
๐ถ Matrix scene where Neo's mouth disappears
Oooooo! Good one!
"Ha choo."๐ค "Neti pot malfunction."
@MLClark ๐ "I touched my eyes after handling jalapenos."
@MLClark
๐คฎ Deep throating a stick of broccoli
Oh green it to me, baby!
@MLClark ๐ It's an eggplant.
Mmmm... I don't see it, Messy. Sorry, but these have to be realistic!
@MLClark ๐ค "Stay away from me."
@MLClark
๐ Unsuspecting bad guy about to get Steven Seagal'd
๐ฉ Uncle Henry
Oof. And everyone's got an Uncle Henry, eh?
@MLClark ๐คฃ ๐
@MLClark ๐คฉ Oh no, I looked at the eclipse without those special glasses...
YES. The children must be informed of this emoji's true meaning right away!
@MLClark ๐คฏ Cordyceps fungi infection
But otherwise, you look GREAT. Honest! Have you lost weight?!
@MLClark I am getting a little annoyed that the emojis in the picker don't look like the emojis in the post.
Browser plays a role, I suspect. Here's what I saw.
@MLClark Same as what I saw, but different from what's in the picker.
@MLClark ๐ This is a crap-free zone, Jack!
Well played, Mike!
@MLClark 
Someone who wants to speak to the manager
Oh, that is very nice! Love your sense of humour, Mike!
@MLClark Thank you so much!
(Iโm trying to leave all the dirty ones for everyone else. That means you, Dear Reader!)
๐ - "Is that a spider?"
๐ฉ - soft-serve chocolate ice cream
๐ฟ - Flintstones car tire spinning
Okay, getting a little ickier now...
๐ท The blood of my enemies.
๐บ The urine of my enemies.
๐ป Hey, you brought the urine of your enemies, too!
๐ฅ ...I'm not going to ask why that's brown.