A friend of mine tried to tell me that I've changed since I started making more money.

I asked him how.

He said, "Well, look at you eating grapes".

I said, "I always liked grapes", and he replied "It's the way you're eating them".

I was confused. The way I am eating them? "I eat grapes the way I always ate grapes", I said.

"Whatever", he replied.

It made me so mad I told the guy who feeds me grapes to take them away.

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