DJT sobbing like Tonya Harding did over her laces: "Somebody tried to assassinate me! Those bullets were real! Biden is a loser and a failure, and he won't even come back to finish debating me! I had mechanical problems with my plane, and that made me late to my rally! Traffic was terrible: that's why MAGAts couldn't make it to the rally! Kamblabla is a total bitch to me! And now my campaign something was hacked!" Boo fuckin' HOO. DRINK BLEACH!#politics
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@ToolPackinMama More than mechanical problems, he owed the airport itself ~50k$ and the only fueling company refused to fuel his plane ( also unpaid bills). He also owes the city of Bozeman, MT for prev security provided that is also unpaid. I imagine some of the delay was getting past the collection agents on the tarmac.