Breaking News :
Sneak peek at upcoming changes Twitler is planning:
1. For only $8/Mo fake Blue Badges - you don't need to be named Herschel Walker.
2. Paid Adult Content - Porn
3. Censorship of anything new ownership finds offensive - called Free Speech.
4. The Cute little Bird will be changed to something more appropriate. ( a Vulture)
5. Tweets will now be called Squawks.