Dinner is already an hour behind bc my hubs tried to help make pie (that he's been telling me he'd make for the last 4 days and waited til morning of🙄) and it ended up splattered all over the kitchen (ceiling to floor) when he turned the mixer on too high.

If I can't get him out of the kitchen, there will be no dinner at all. I realize he's trying to help but he's actually making this harder than it has to be!