EEEK!
Just now here at our shop, hubby and I were dealing with a pair of regular customers and a man comes in looking for his wife.

We tell him she’s not here, he leaves, then a couple of minutes later 2 women come in and hubby said ”are you looking for a husband?!”

I burst into fits of laughter!

The younger woman, not knowing about the man said ”no, I’m not”

Hubby then had to apologize profusely and explain the situation! Luckily they both had a sense of humour…!