I'M GOING TO MURDER THE OLD GIT! Our bed is a double but we have a king-sized duvet as we love the extra all around the edges. In bed last night as hubby turned over he took the duvet with him leaving me bare with just a top corner to cling on! I asked '' can I have some duvet please, sweetie?'' He asked ''why?!'' I replied '' to cover me arse!'' He replied ''you'd need another king-sized duvet for that!''