When you're at work and let out a universe-shaking BURP, forgetting there's a customer in the room...!
I'm a teacher, and with me, it's passing gas. I usually let one out after my last class left, but every once in a while there's a straggler!
@nblumengarten @LittleFatty I kive in a building w 160 units, yet rarely do u see folks. So I was on elevator just about to get off and tooted. Only to see my Amazon driver getting on. Omg I was mortified and ran out quickly. Hoping I dragged my toot w me🤣🤣🤣
It's a little known Murphy's Law, "If you think you're alone when you burp/fart, you're never alone."