CosoPD
Nuisance Elf Dept
Daily Briefing:

Dec 15 0915

The following incidence's have been noted:

-Saturdays #COSOMusic was more existential than normal. The NED approves of this as our agents are still taking complaints about @MisterE Culture club posting
-#COSOTV support is running smoothly (the NED credits @th3j35t3r for this)

Supplemental:
Though NED Swing reported Low Elf Sign, out of an abundance of caution the alert has been moved from low to moderate as a precaution