RECENT ELF ACTIVITY
The following image wa sent into the N.E.D. by a Mrs Erma Gerd last night. The 86 year old had been watching re-runs of the Red Bull Air Races. It appears that the "gives you wings" ad hook was taken quite literally. She had an infestation of Elves the previous year, and figured the energy drink would be a wise replacement for the cookies she normally leaves out. The chaos that ensued was also caught on camera.
N.E.D. PSA.
NEVER GIVE AN ELF RED BULL
-Agent K KRingle