DAY EIGHT
BREAKING NEWS:
A fire has broken out in the suburbs of #COSO.
According to our media partners crews are at the scene.
The Nuisance Elf Department has bee apprised of the situation.
The Rogue Elf was seen fleeing the area with a blow torch..
wait....
We are getting new information from the Fire Chief...
wait....
oh, ok.
Disregard this breaking news alert.
We were told there was a spider.