OK. If you want an absolutely RIDICULOUSLY plotted action movie which is so bad it's good, do watch Wesley Snipes' "Passenger 57".
"Hey! Instead of transporting the world's most wanted terrorist on a military plane, let's have two overweight FBI agents take him to London on a commercial flight! Surely his crack terrorist gang won't do anything!"
@LiberalLibrarian It sounds bad until you see real life is even dumber. Look at Columbia. "Let's have terrorist sponsored student groups- what could go wrong?"