Well, if the military is going to launch a coup tomorrow, I may as well go home and get soused.
@LiberalLibrarian Id like to know what they are smoking, so I can avoid it like the plague
@NiveusLepus @LiberalLibrarian Sateloons: When you launch your pantaloons into orbit. π
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The ultimate irony is that that's exactly how the Simpsons parodied... the Fox satellite.
@LiberalLibrarian @NiveusLepus I remember when this was first floated. It gave some magamorons a real stiffy for quite some time.
@LiberalLibrarian @NiveusLepus: oh, that old chestnut. I remember in the run up to the 2020 election that right wing people I knew, including some friends, were sending that kind of shit out to everyone. They believed that some random person on the Internet, who heard from somebody well placed in the government, who heard it from a friend of theirs who was well placed in the military who heard from a superior officer who was told about itβ¦ πππ
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My cousin's best friend's niece was a nurse in the ER the night Richard Gere went in with a gerbil stuck in his butt...
@LiberalLibrarian @thedisasterautist Thanksgivings must be fun in your family.
@thedisasterautist @LiberalLibrarian
"Oh I heard it from a friend who... Heard it from a friend who... heard it from another you've been messin around."
*Major chord down progression!*
@LiberalLibrarian So, it's not. Need to find a better reason for a hangover. LOL
@LiberalLibrarian Well, you'd better stock up first for the 10 days of darkness.
@LiberalLibrarian Wha? *checks news*