America: Cancer? Work until you die. We are lean-staffing so the boss can buy a second island. Also, your family is now financially ruined.
Australia: You get 5 years off work at 90% pay. You will pay $50 out of pocket for meds and we will give you a team of doctors, psychologists, and house cleaners.
@LianaBrooks Socialists! This will be the downfall of society! Those islands aren't buying themselves, you know!
I have an idea. Let's put all the rich people on one island.
We get to pick the island.
@AskTheDevil We'd have to find a planet out of our solar system. We're the only ones with islands. @LianaBrooks
@Tacitus_Kilgore @AskTheDevil Only if you define an island as a place of land surrounded by water. If you expand the definition a little I can make an asteroid an island.
@LianaBrooks @AskTheDevil