America: Cancer? Work until you die. We are lean-staffing so the boss can buy a second island. Also, your family is now financially ruined.
Australia: You get 5 years off work at 90% pay. You will pay $50 out of pocket for meds and we will give you a team of doctors, psychologists, and house cleaners.
@AskTheDevil We'd have to find a planet out of our solar system. We're the only ones with islands. @LianaBrooks
@Tacitus_Kilgore @AskTheDevil Only if you define an island as a place of land surrounded by water. If you expand the definition a little I can make an asteroid an island.
Near Siberia. Not a warm cushy place with sand. Something semi-barren.
@AskTheDevil I second this plan.
@LianaBrooks If I had medical care when I needed it, long ago, I'd almost certainly be working and productive now.
It's extra cheap if not only do I not get health care, but other people are afraid of what happens to people like me who don't work hard enough.
The homeless are even better for that!
"Work harder! Don't wanna lose your health coverage! You don't wanna be that guy!
Coffee break's over. Back on your heads!"
@LianaBrooks Socialists! This will be the downfall of society! Those islands aren't buying themselves, you know!
I have an idea. Let's put all the rich people on one island.
We get to pick the island.