5 run eighth for the Phillies to grab a 5-2 lead really has me wishing I'd gotten plastered for this game.
But then my reflexes might have been poorer and empty air punches may have seen my phone taking flight.
Mets are historic winners on Opening Day, but struggle more often than not at the tail end of the season. If we lose tonight, maybe the scale finally tips. I'll take an opening day loss if it helps things there.