Marriage
Me: want food tonight?
Wife: Place A would be nice (15-20 minutes away), can you Google if they do take out?
M: I've checked before...their site doesn't explicitly say either way, but Yelp says they do.
W: what about Place B (5 minutes away).
M: I'm good with that
W: I still want (plate from Place A)
M: im going out there tonight, aren't I?
W: no, it's fine. We'll do Place B.
M: *reads "it's fine"* *Eye twitch*
@L_D_G
Chuckling...
The only thing worse is...
Wife: I'm hungry, and don't have anything in the house... But I'm hungry for SOMEthing...
Me: what do you feel like having?
Wife: Oh, I don't know, you pick...
Me: Ok, how about place A...
Wife: um, no, nothing there I like...
Me: ok, you pick someplace...
Wife: I can't choose... Give me a list of places you'd like to go...
Me... ARRRRGHHHHHH....
@InvaderGzim mother in law is 1000% guilty of this. What's worse is that she typically treats us, so we're all rendered defenseless.
@InvaderGzim (and how we end up at Olive Garden for the millionth time)
#ad?