You'd think that whoever designed the standard issue rifle type blasters for the Galactic Empire would have given it a proper stock with a little legnth. Friggin things are impossible to shoulder amd slide all over the Storm Trooper body armor. Most of them just shoot from chest level. No wonder they can't hit a damn thing. This army could be defeated by a few monkeys with crayons. Or JarJar Binks.
Question 4: Pat Smith is famous for a very odd reason: their urine is DELICIOUS. Every single person who has tasted Pat's urine agrees- it's frickin splendid, like nothing they've ever drank before. Street price for a bottle of Pat's urnie has skyrocketed to $1000000. You are at a restaurant, and are offered a complimentary glass of Pat's piss. Do you partake?
Question 3:
Imagine thar your loyal, beloved dog, at the age of 10, suddenly began speaking to you. He's getting a little old, and kinda reminds you of your grandpa. And he's very racist, sexist, and homophobic. And he uses pretty distateful language. But he loves you to the moon and back. Do you keep him or send him to the shelter?
Question 2:
If one cow in particular was just as intelligent as the average human and could communicate with us that she did not wish to be eaten, but she was a murderer, having killed 2-3 innocent people, would you be more or less likely to want to eat that particular cow as opposed to the non-speaking, non-murdery type?
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