So Kenobi was basically responsible for the rise of a dude who killed, like, a few billion people. Oopsie!

So Darth Vader can just Force Push a lightsaber or whatever during a fight, but he....forgot... how to do it vs Luke Skywalker?

Ep. 5 of Obi Wan teaches us that you can receive a direct hit from a blaster with no body armor and walk away from it. Unless you can't. But if you're wearing Storm Trooper armor, you're dead IMMEDIATELY if you get grazed. These Storm Troopers must play soccer in their off time.

You'd think that whoever designed the standard issue rifle type blasters for the Galactic Empire would have given it a proper stock with a little legnth. Friggin things are impossible to shoulder amd slide all over the Storm Trooper body armor. Most of them just shoot from chest level. No wonder they can't hit a damn thing. This army could be defeated by a few monkeys with crayons. Or JarJar Binks.

Further, what does a Storm Trooper suit do? No protection for any weapons, it's obviously hard to move in, probably hot AF. It's like the Empire just wants everyone to suffer and look stupid to boot. Look at these dumb hats the officers wear!

What exactly do Storm Trooper helmets do? They muffle your voice, fuck up your aim, they aren't blaster-proof, they don't protect from rocks or sticks or fists. This is the best armor the galactic empire could devise?

Why would anyone on a stealth mission use a walkie talkie with NO EARPIECE to communicate? THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE IS DEVOID OF COMMON SENSE!

"Maybe if we jiggle the camera around a bit, it'll keep the youngsters entertained during this boring dialogue scene!" Leave the shot alone! For the LOVE OF GOD!

TF is with all this shaky cam work in Obi Wan ep 4? Chrissakes... modern cinematography makes me seasick.

Guys, are we still playing "Covid or Hangover?" It was a fun game for a while, but I think I'm over it. Wait. Another round? Don't mind if i doooooooo!

Pleaase discard your egg and get an avatar.... Just click on edit profile under your name....Thanks

I ain't got nothin to say, but I'm gonna say it real loud!

Question 4: Pat Smith is famous for a very odd reason: their urine is DELICIOUS. Every single person who has tasted Pat's urine agrees- it's frickin splendid, like nothing they've ever drank before. Street price for a bottle of Pat's urnie has skyrocketed to $1000000. You are at a restaurant, and are offered a complimentary glass of Pat's piss. Do you partake?

Question 3:

Imagine thar your loyal, beloved dog, at the age of 10, suddenly began speaking to you. He's getting a little old, and kinda reminds you of your grandpa. And he's very racist, sexist, and homophobic. And he uses pretty distateful language. But he loves you to the moon and back. Do you keep him or send him to the shelter?

Question 2:
If one cow in particular was just as intelligent as the average human and could communicate with us that she did not wish to be eaten, but she was a murderer, having killed 2-3 innocent people, would you be more or less likely to want to eat that particular cow as opposed to the non-speaking, non-murdery type?

Question 1:
If cows could communicate, and they made it known that they see being eaten as their sacred duty, would you be more or less likely to eat them?

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