@Kinnison well, shhh🤫 they're after me.
It *is* news if you watch the right conspiracy channels. Those SUVs are carrying hyper-intelligent and all-powerful aliens, who have put humanity on trial and we will be judged for all our historic and current crimes.
Oh wait, my bad, that's the Star Trek channel. Nevermind. I got nothing.
@Kinnison lamestream media are hiding the truth from you. Subscribe to my Substack for the REAL vaugue news