to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire"
Sturdy armrests, bouncy leather
Sexy cushions, packed with feathers
Stains on pillows, fabric skin
Lubricated glove stuck in
We didn't f*ck the sofa
It was always twisted
Since we let Vance visit
We didn't f*ck the sofa
No we didn't dick it
But we're trying to fix it
Not #Politics
@Kinnison
Very catchy tune…. Easy to dance to