Top 3 headlines to watch today:

1. Beijing poised for strict lockdowns as 20 million are tested: https://www.reuters.com/world/china/chinas-beijing-expands-covid-19-mass-testing-most-city-2022-04-26/

2: House Republicans continue their campaign of retribution against political enemies with plot to impeach Mayorkas:
https://www.axios.com/house-gop-impeachment-plot-mayorkas-0c16944c-78db-4722-9747-5447443bd4fc.html

3: Judge orders real estate giant to comply with subpoenas regarding Trump property appraisals as NY AG civil investigation continues:
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/25/judge-orders-cushman-wakefield-to-comply-with-trump-subpoenas-.html

So… what’s everyone up to tonight besides ditching social media followings they’ve spent years building because some billionaire doesn’t like having his feelings hurt?

Fair warning but I’m gonna be as salty here as on Twitter.

So glad there’s a emoji.
I know I searched forever for something pansexual on Twitter back in the day and it was non-existent.

Wait. There are gifs here, right?
Oh help.

Hello, Twitter refugees.