Well, this is on beyond embarrassing, but:
I'm actually this person: @frankp
I was active here for a while, bought the pro upgrade (I think I may even have an OG badge), but, stopped logging on.
I'm still paying the monthly (happily!) but I literally know nothing else about my still-existing account. I don't even know the email address associated with it!
I don't know where to begin to get access back; anyone have any thoughts on how to get the email account? If I have that, that may be enough.

@cogitoergowtftoo @frankp can you help, @th3j35t3r ?