1. There's a nationwide coup being secretly orchestrated by Democrats who have so much power that they can fabricate vote tallies across four disputed battleground states—without leaving a trace of evidence—making it appear uncertain that they won for days after the polls close, all to steal an election.

Or,

2. An unpopular President who cratered America didn't win.

Now, imagine how batshit crazy you'd have to be to think #1 makes any kind of sense.