I have some lovely adult students, and then...
~50 yt male, button down & loosened tie, novice with a $1k+ guitar on his lap. Opens his time with: "Every election, some people think it's the most important ever. Life will be pretty much the same regardless."
There was a Tele at hand, but I didn't give him the Keith Richards El Kabong.
Just a quiet, "Not for everyone. Now, Fmaj7/C."
What did he want to play today? "Like a Rolling Stone." Oy.