Here is a dumb story about geese.
It is probably the same in this case, but in Colorado, in cities, geese run this shit. They and their flock will take slow meandering walks across busy streets and as a New Yorker, I find this HILARIOUS.
Except the one time I was driving down this road and there was a turkey the size of a pig sitting in the street and I almost had an accident. A local said I should have hit it.
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@PussyFootingAround
heh.. I found a great non lethal way to scare of the critters outta my front yard.. a strong green laser pointer.. it really works.
@JazzCrafter
That's the hilarious thing about this lie. I don't want to eat wild geese. I mean, the way Coloradoans just patiently waiting for all 50 of them to cross the street safely is funny so the shooting them situation just surprised me.
Having said that, I don't think anyone in the history of geese country has ever wondered, where are the wild geese? There used to be granola bar size turds all over the place. Some feral ass family must be eating them and should be stopped!