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I was today years old when I realized that obstetric nurses were liars...
(Apparently, no that elcka seltzer feeling in my pregnant belly was not my small child moving about, but her fart ass farting.)
I was today years old when I realized that obstetric nurses were liars...
(Apparently, no that elcka seltzer feeling in my pregnant belly was not my small child moving about, but her fart ass farting.)