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Criminals Flood Into Texas After Learning How Easy It Is to Get Acquitted.
Interstate freeways were reportedly backed up for miles as acquittal-seeking perpetrators sought to put down roots in soft-on-crime Texas.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/criminals-flood-into-texas-after-learning-how-easy-it-is-to-get-acquitted
@JV3MJD Funny.