I will henceforth call the site formerly known as Twitter by a new name.
That name shall be … Weaner.
@Wbtphdjd nope. Weaner.
Elon can tell you to get on Weaner. Beg you to use his Weaner app.
Elon can brag about who big his Weaner has gotten, meanwhile the rest of the world is seeing Elon’s Weaner go limp and lifeless.