Man in orange jumpsuit: “Your honor, I was not raping that woman. I was increasing the #DomesticInfantSupply. Please pay me my 30 pieces of silver and let me free to continue production.”
Justice Alito: “Ah, I see. Well then. You are clearly not guilty of the charges that have been put in front of me today. Good work sir. CASE CLOSED!”
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Justice Alito: “Bailiff, please bring me the handmai-… I mean carrier of this child so I can ensure she brings this ‘American Patriot’s’ child to term. She will acknowledge that any act that does not result in birth of this child will be punishable by death depending on the state where she lives.”