#Netflix: Oh, you like that show?

Me: Yeah, it’s a good show that I enjoy.

#Netflix: Ok. I’ll be right back.

*Netflix yanks the plug on the show*

Me: HEY! WHAT THE HELL NETFLIX?!?

#Netflix: Sorry, I have to give more money to a TERF to make jokes. I hope you don’t mind… oh and prices are going up too.

Me: NETFLIX!!!!!