Today in “Obvious NYT Takes” we have the shocking revelation that Republicans — on one hand — claim to love them some Jews n’ Izrayl. That’s just cuz Jayzuz iz coming back to roast all Jews who don’t convert. On the other hand, Rs love to call libs “globalists” and say we get checks from Uncle George. (I don’t get checks, but a charge card. 😏)

NYT scribes coulda just put these hilariously stupid and hateful pix up (they did) and mic-dropped.