Venetian’s Palazzo LV:
Man sues hotel, claiming scorpion in his room stung his testicles.
Dismiss this case. It is always your responsibility to protect your own testicles.
Idk, man. Sounds like a kink gone wrong. How did the scorpion get all the way up to the testes without stinging anything else on its travels? 🤔
If you are leaving your scrotum out and about, then it is your fault. Correct, @JerichoTaskerDeaux & @InUnfunky ?
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It's my (Flurduh Man who summered and major-holidayed in Tejas, now in the NE 🤓) understanding that scorpions usually don't fuck with you unless they become agitated. Dudebro probs felt an itchy tickle and tried to scratch.
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