Portions of the federal government are due to shut down on March 1, while other agencies have funding until March 8.
Such, a damn pain in the ass way to run the government for all us that live in the company town of Washington, DC.
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ALL PRAISE BE UNTO THY GOP HOLY TRINITY — Putin, Trump, n’ Sonny Jayzis!
Our Savior
Who art in Flurduh
Fakebaked be thy game
Thy MAGAdom come
Is thine golf game done?
In Dubai as in Ireland
Give us each day our daily chaos
And forgive you of your indictments
As we forgive the hostages who trespassed the Capitol
And lead us not into education
But deliver us from thoughts critical
For thine be the Kim, the Xi, and your BFF Vlad
Forever and ever
Amen